I’m obligated as a resident of Earth
well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I?
I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/
Who wouldn’t reblog this?
Well that escalated quickly…. <3
I have to reblog this I’ll feel wrong if I don’t
I have to.
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I’ve always wanted this
If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!
I’m currently a Treecko.
FLETCHLING I AM THE CUTE BIRB
!! i’m glalie!
WHAT DO WE WANT?
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WHERE DO WE WANT IT?
NEW VIDEO: TYPES OF TEACHERS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzHkmjbm-gA&list=PLLazr45TZzTF9b2AsN6MxdZo9F73k4zNR&index=1 tough upload - for all my peeps going back to school! #TuesdayNoSleeves #Sendit
|*Man walks into a store and finds employee*|
|Man:||Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!|
|Employee:||Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?|
|Man:||I never filled out an application.|
|Employee:||Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.|
|Man:||No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!|
|Employee:||Well, but that doesn't-|
|Man:||AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!|
|Employee:||But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.|
|Man:||OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!|
|Employee:||Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?|
|Man:||Well no, but what does that matter?|
|Employee:||...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.|
|Man:||Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.|
|Employee:||That...doesn't make any sense.|
|Man:||NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.|
|Man:||Fuck you, slut.|
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Bill Nye Fights Back
How a mild-mannered children’s celebrity plans to save science in America—or go down swinging.
Read the full article on Popular Science
I made another teasing video but decided I’m not going to post it.
I think I might send it to someone privately so like this if you’d want to see...
I’m pretty sure I could summarise my life as being a clusterfuck of:
• camera-related pursuits
- Anonymous said:I had an abortion in feb. Even though I'm on bc and we used a condom, I'm pregnant again?? I feel like the shittiest person. I think I want another abortion but idk. I'm 25 but I don't have a job and my 'partner' want to move back to his parents house.. ok, go. but i'm so scared. I wish I could keep this little bean but I can't even take care of myself... what would you do? |:
Dear Anon - that is such a hard situation - you have my deepest sympathy. I had an abortion a few years ago, and when I thought I was pregnant...
I want people to know I’m queer but I don’t want to tell people I’m queer you see my problem